Perfect gift for weddings, funerals, retirement parties, anniversaries, gift baskets, delivery rooms, and mothers-in-law. Even the Pope could use this now and then. You'll like this more than bacon. 4 out of 5 grandmas approve. The 5th one can go F**k herself. Monks overheard saying loudly, "This really helps with that vow of silence thing." May not be useful in IRS audits... Do not insert into bodily orifices.
* Novelty Button
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